Highly Suspicious: Part III

In order to cut the number of offended readers dramatically, I have decided to change the Don't trust list to the be highly suspicious list.

1. Anyone who claims a favorite band/singer and can't spell their name is Highly Suspicious

I am a fan of authenticity. And honestly, I can not trust someone who can't spell the name of their favorite singer. Think about how many times you see their name if you listen to them regularly. Especially in our ipod age, it is something like ten million.

So, if you are a fan, be able to spell it!

Examples:

Lynyrd Skynyrd (If they put a vowel in there, walk away); Beetles (That is a bug not a band); Red Hot Chili Peppers; Willie Nelson; Bruce Springsteen

2. Any male pre-med student who claims his dream is to be an ObGyn is Highly Suspcious

3. Any girl that claims her favorite books include any two of the following:

- Redeeming Love
- Captivating
- Boy Meets Girl
- I Kissed Dating Goodbye
- Passion and Purity

Guys, if you are reading this. Heads up. Highly suspicious.


4. Anyone who has updated their Facebook status more than 8 times in one day is highly suspicious.

In the interest of full disclosure, I have done this. Yes, I felt lame.


5. Any white person that rolls up their windows while listening to rap at an intersection

I have also done this.


6. Anyone who will go out of their way to make fun of the current or past president

A. It is soo played out
B. You probably don't know what you are talking about becuase if you were an expert in the field they would come up naturally


7. Anyone who says that Slumdog Millionaire is their favorite movie

If you say that in five years, I might actually start to believe you